Locked Out Again! with Big Party and Molly

Big Party and Molly from The Big Party Show podcast return with their trademark blend of chaotic storytelling, sharp humor, and relatable rants. This episode covers everything from home invasion hijinks to the rising price of Funyuns, DoorDash debt traps, and JoJo Siwa’s questionable fashion pivot. It’s part comedy, part therapy session, and 100% classic Big Party energy.

As the show’s popularity skyrockets—landing them at number three on the U.S. entertainment podcast charts—Big Party and Molly take time to celebrate, reflect, and, of course, share stories of utter absurdity.

Breaking and Entering (With Permission)

The episode’s title story comes courtesy of Molly, who details a spring break return home that took a turn when he realized—just as she was pulling into Chicago—that she had no key to get into the house. Neither she nor his kids had one, and her husband Peter was nowhere to be found.

Rather than wait around, they devised a plan involving a back window, a popped-off screen, and some very skinny limbs. Declan, tall and wiry, became the family’s unlikely hero, scaling a vegetable planter and shimmying into the home through a barely-openable window. Big Party jokes that Declan has now added “breaking and entering” to his list of accomplishments—and raises questions about how Peter managed the same feat in the past, noting he must have “collapsible ribs.”

The whole ordeal is classic family chaos—and typical for Molly who confesses to a long history of locking herself out of places, including sleeping in laundry rooms and on patio furniture in her twenties.

From Omaha to Number Three

Midway through the episode, Molly drops a major update: The Big Party Show has landed the number three spot among U.S. entertainment podcasts. Surpassing countless other shows and trailing just behind “Grits and Eggs” (which they vow to overtake), the news brings excitement and gratitude.

The rise is credited entirely to listeners, and both hosts stress the importance of continuing to share, rate, and review the show on platforms like Spotify, Apple Podcasts, YouTube, and through the Hurrdat ONE Network. As Molly puts it: “This is what you guys all did to us. You made us number three!”

But, as Big Party warns with a wink, without support, “we’ll be wearing Wendy’s hats and working the drive-thru.”

DoorDash and Klarna: A Dangerous Combo

The conversation takes a consumer-focused turn when the hosts tackle recent food delivery trends—specifically, DoorDash teaming up with Klarna to let users “buy now, pay later” for fast food. Molly and Big Party are both alarmed, noting the dangers of allowing people, particularly kids and college students, to defer payments on things like burritos and burgers.

“What’s next? Paying off your McNuggets in four installments?” Molly quips. They argue that while it might make sense for large catering orders, using payment plans for individual meals could lead to unnecessary debt and overdraft fees. It’s a humorous but sobering discussion on modern convenience, spending habits, and just how easily food delivery can spiral out of control.

The Great Snack Debate: Funyuns, Oreos, and Rising Prices

From high-stakes food delivery, the hosts transition into a passionate rant about snack inflation. Funyuns—a recurring villain in the episode—are now over $2.69 per bag, up from the 99 cents many remember. Big Party blames semi-glutide-based weight loss medications for decreasing snack sales, and companies are scrambling to pivot their marketing through influencer campaigns and celebrity tie-ins.

Molly reveals she’s never even tried a Funyun, and Big Party tries to explain their appeal: “They’re like dehydrated onion rings.” Their mutual disgust with the snack’s scent and appearance provides ample laughs, especially as Big Party recalls forbidding his kids from bringing Funyuns into the car.

They also discuss the cost of eating gluten-free, with Molly explaining how her household navigates food allergies without breaking the bank. Her pro tip? Skip the overpriced health aisles and stick with naturally gluten-free staples—just check the labels.

Restaurant Rants: From Fine Dining to Soup Thievery

The hosts also get into a spirited conversation about dining out. Big Party shares his awe at a recent restaurant visit where a server memorized his complex order without writing anything down. Molly, a former fine-dining server, explains the trick: seat numbers, muscle memory, and experience.

She also reveals a behind-the-scenes trick of the trade: sneaking soup. At many restaurants, servers are responsible for ladling out soup, making it a convenient (and technically unauthorized) snack. “We’d serve three bowls and be out of chowder, and the chef would be like, ‘How?’” Big Party laughs.

It’s a hilarious moment that showcases the duo’s ability to blend insider knowledge with sharp commentary and storytelling.

JoJo Siwa’s New Look and the Pop Star Pivot

No episode of The Big Party Show is complete without a detour into pop culture. This time, it’s JoJo Siwa in the spotlight. The former child star is slated to perform at Omaha’s Steelhouse next month, and the hosts are torn on her drastic image transformation.

Big Party compares JoJo’s evolution to the well-trodden path of Disney stars growing up—think Miley Cyrus or Britney Spears—while Molly critiques the look as more “between adult and child” than truly adult. They debate whether JoJo has real friends willing to give her honest fashion feedback and question the creative choices behind her current aesthetic.

Whether you’re a Siwa fan or not, the conversation is a hilarious take on pop star rebranding and the blurred line between reinvention and image confusion.

Chowder, Fast Food, and the Power of Soup

The episode closes with a lighthearted discussion about soup—specifically, chowder. Molly reveals her love for clam chowder and describes her mission to find the best bowl in town. She’s tried every canned variety and even doctors them up with added clams. Big Party is horrified but intrigued.

They trade tips on where to get the best chowder in Omaha and laugh over memories of sneaking soup during restaurant shifts. As always, the conversation meanders, but that’s the charm of The Big Party Show—it’s less about structure and more about vibe, chemistry, and joyfully unexpected detours.

Wrapping It Up

From locking themselves out of their homes to breaking into top podcast rankings, Big Party and Molly prove once again that real life makes the best content. Their blend of candid storytelling, pop culture commentary, and relatable chaos is what keeps listeners coming back—and sharing.

The episode is a celebration of the everyday absurd, a reminder that comedy can be found in forgotten keys, overpriced snacks, and the chaos of parenting and podcasting alike.

So, what’s next for The Big Party Show? Hopefully the number two spot—and maybe even a chowder sponsorship.

This blog post is based on a transcript from The Big Party Show podcast episode released on March 26th 2025.

The Big Party Show features the former hosts of the popular radio show, The Big Party Show on 94.1, who bring their commentary, hot takes, and banter back to the mic. The show is hosted by Big Party (born and bred in Omaha, NE) who has been dominating the radio waves for 30 years, delivering humor, energy, and pure entertainment. And co-hosted by Molly Cavanaugh, who’s known for engaging listeners with dynamic storytelling, humor, and real-time discussions.

Edited by Grace Dunbar